Friday, May 17, 2019

Friday, May 12, 2017

How y'all doing

Hi, how's life my friend??

For updates:

THE OSG STATUS HAS TRANSFERRED FROM SOLT TO ME.

DESMA IS BOUND TO BINARY FISSION SO HE IS NOT COUNTED.

DAENAX IS MY CURRENT OVERWATCH BUDDY. DOTA IS DED.

CBCY.

XAIN HOW'S YOUR FUCKING MASTER DEGREE YOU SHIT.

That is all.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Different Places; Same Faces

This blog, once bustling with constant updates for people to see,
Is now but debris floating amongst the sea.
Merely a fragment of our memories, fallen from grace,
Like a stray asteroid floating amidst boundless space.

But now there is you, random wanderer,
Who stumbled upon this place, for reasons that don't matter.
Come, sit down, let me tell you how,
How the S3X members are doing now.

If you didn't know, it's Salt writing here,
About to finish university July this year.
Will be back home in Malaysia for good after this.
Also secured a job offer, much to my bliss!

Daena still lives in his crib at the back of Catholic High.
Developed a smoking habit that makes me sigh.
Pursuing a degree in UM, graduating in one and a half year or so.
He is fatter than me now, still got himself a girlfriend though....

ChengZhi is still pursuing his medical course, now posted to Seremban,
Attending to hospital duties everyday, busy yet fun.
How far he has come, from the emo kid back in high school,
To an aspiring doctor now, no longer playing a fool.

ChingYeap is still pursuing his degree at Kampar.
Chimes in once in a while to talk about Pokemon and car.
Also got a girlfriend now, such a sweetheart,
Yet still so addicted to his Pokemon card.

Xain is still in Australia and not coming back yet,
Doing a masters program, has his next two years set.
He obscures himself, only showing up once a blue moon,
But says nothing much and disappears too soon.

Desma is still the same, unfortunately.
The teeth-clenching horse that we like to bully.
Quite the peculiar horse that doesn't eat hay,
The most unchanged person in the gang, that much I can say.

WeiWen is... well, like this blog past its prime.
Slow drifted away from us over time.
As we move on in life we leave things behind,
And I guess for him, we are things of that kind...

As the merciless gears of time grind on without falter,
Our paths slowly diverge from each other. 
We might end up leading very different lives in the end,
Even though we shared such similar ones back then.

But let's hope years later we will still be together,
Hanging out and chillin' with each other.
And my thanks to you for taking this time of your day,
To listen to what I have to say.


Salty

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

In Memoriam, Part II

Hey gais! A month just blew past as I was busy in my new academic year here in the UK. The wings of time only seem to grow stronger and faster every year...

This update is similar in nature to the previous one - memories! But this time with pictures! There weren't many that I could salvage, and I honestly don't remember their context clearly anymore. But I'll try my best!



Random FP photo of WW just to prepare you for what's ahead. This photo was titled "2012" with reference to the supposed apocalypse on 21st December 2012.





 
So, one fine day CZ and Xain decided to have a video call over MSN. And when the call connected CZ was pleasantly surprised when he discovered that Xain was half nude and topless. Ahhhh MSN, good times....







Another one with MSN video call. This time it's CZ showing a rather despicable face when Daena says he needs to go off. That face is appropriate nightmare material, and appropriately captioned "FP".





This... I remember someone in our class brought those apparels for a presentation. Daena decided to show off his fashion sense with them. And there's Azah looking cute behind Daena too! I kind of miss you Zah. Hope you're doing fine in Belfast!





Yep, that's CZ. This photo is very old and I don't remember where was this.. But we can all see it's CZ savouring his sandwich, fully indulged without noticing that his expression is rather revolting. It's good to enjoy your food but please be more considerate CZ....





 
 We used to always smuggle food into class. One day Daena saw a pack of smuggled fries and took the opportunity to be Edward Cullen. Which one do you prefer, Robert Pattinson's or Daenavan Thaiveegan's vampire?






The one further in the photo is CZ, and the one with his posterior gloriously displayed is CY. We had moral projects back then where we were supposed to help clean Taman Jaya (or act like we did) and somehow CY and CZ ended up fighting. This photo was captioned "Ultraman". Don't ask me why.








This brings back a lot of memories.... Melaka Trip of Photography Club. In one of the mornings during that trip Desma and Daena fought with pillows on the bed, with a cameo from MunChung in the third picture. Back then Desma was called a horse and Daena was called a gorilla or something, so these pictures were appropriately titled "National Geographic". For those who are curious, Daena overpowered Desma and won in the end.




 Another nostalgic one. This was during Penang class trip when CY was starting a fire. We used to always say CY gave BJs (I don't remember why and don't want to remember, don't ask me), and this photo seems to prove he is rather experienced at that. For those of you who don't know what BJ means, I applaud your innocence and at the same time express sympathy for your ignorance.




 Who could forget CY's 17th birthday? We kaibao-ed him and taped various parts of his body, including his nipples. This is the aftermath, after all the ruckus was over. Those tapes were rather adhesive.... So, take a moment to rejoice that you will never have to experience the pain of peeling them off your nipples like CY.







 Desma got his name due to his resemblance to a horse. But then, Daena took it one step further. Flawless photoshop work depicting Desma in centaur form. I remember this got circulated around our class quite a bit.




 Back then there was a brief period when we were drawn to The Annoying Orange. And someone just couldn't let go the opportunity to point out my resemblance to that orange. It took alot of courage on my part to post this up, please appreciate that. I shall comment no further.






A little disappointing, but that's all I have for now. We didn't really take much pictures back then....
If I can salvage more pictures I'll post them up!

But Im sure, there are many, many more memories that do not have digital pictures, but are permanently imprinted in our minds. Remember Daena coming out of the bathroom accompanied by a huge cloud of steam? Remember Daena's double black pillars when his pants dropped to the ground? Remember CY's compressed-nostril-air-guitaring face? I'm sure you get my point.

That's all for now. Nostalgia doesn't dismiss my need to sleep...

Goodnight, and good morning to you idiots in Malaysia.



Salty

Monday, September 23, 2013

In Memoriam

Hello guys! It's been a while since I've updated this blog.... But due to incessant bratty demands by CZ, I shall once again unleash my fabulous writing talents upon this blog that barely anyone reads anymore!

This time I'll do something simple, yet nostalgic and soul-touching to some.
Let's recount all the epic (or in cruder words, cb) moments of the S3X gang! How many of them do you remember? I'm not even sure I remember them all myself...

Also they are not chronologically ordered. Memories are not recorded with timestamps...

Here we go!!

Remember when we were playing with WW's shoes, and our moral teacher Mr Lim found out and wanted us to hang shoes around our necks? Those that wore shoes without shoelaces had to stuck their hands into their shoes!

Remember when Daena's Batrider was so bad, we scribbled "daenax batrider" on the blackboard as a warning to all of mankind?

Remember when a scandal broke out between Xain and Kueny due to them taking the LRT together? There was even a Pokemon card for that!

Remember when we first infiltrated SF's blog? We found out she called me Lack Of Attention and that's how the term LOA was created! And our dummy account was klangcoffeeshop!

Remember when we called our Chemistry teacher "Misai" due to her gifted hair growth above her lips and under her nose? That small patch of hair adds a lot of seductiveness when she pinches our arms for not bringing her books!

Remember when the noise in the class got so bad, ShuNin snapped and yelled "DIAMLA"? The silence that ensued was accompanied by an equal mix of awe and amusement.

Remember when CY and WW created this lame shit called "cabar" and we would spend stupidly long times staring at each other? That is until we discovered CY's unusual talent of nostril size manipulation. From then onwards he would clamp his nostrils tight and strum an air guitar, and we all burst out laughing every single time.

Remember when Ms. Esther was leaving, so as a farewell gift we recorded a short video of us dancing to Sorry Sorry by Super Junior? We even spent time choreographing and perfecting it. You would think I will be kind enough to paste the Youtube link here and I am glad to prove you wrong.

Remember how the term "fluct" was popularised? It was due to the extremely volatile fluctuations of CZ's emotions! I remember he emo-ed for 4 periods of classes on one random day for apparently no reason. He also got angry at Daena for a few days for making him wait too long for a Dota game. He also got extremely pissed when Kaiyik snatched his seat, although Kaiyik was a complete ass back then. Looking at you now CZ, it shows how much you have grown..... Thank us for nurturing you!

Remember what happened on CY's 17th birthday? We kaibao-ed him and pasted X-shaped tapes on his nipples. Then we hung his bag up on the building, in which a teacher fished it up and reported it to Mr Lean. The whole S3X gang was sent to the discipline room and each of us got a rotan blow to our palms after some chit chat with Mr Lean! CY even climbed a tree to retrieve his other bag. My best blog post in the past was the post about this very day.

Remember in one biology experiment we carved a face onto an orange? We thought it was cute back then but looking at it in retrospect, the face was actually pretty shitty. Daena your carving skills suck. We left it to float around in a flooded sink when we left and he was never heard of again.

Remember when we used to have fun on Omegle? We disguised as Japanese porn stars and whatnot. I hereby apologise to all the random people that just wanted to chat with a stranger online, maybe after a hard day of work or something similarly depressing, only to meet idiots like us. Sorry!

Remember the first day of Form 5? WW pulled Daena's pants all the way down. I remember it was Puan Teh overseeing our class that time. The two black pillars that emerged from within the pants still haunt me to this day.

Remember when you guys stayed over at CZ's house for World Cup finals? I wasn't there because I was away for some cello stuff, a performance or an exam I don't remember. You idiots fell asleep during the finals, and played Street Fighter 4 until you guys were 3 hours late for school. Good job guys.

Remember when we crashed at Xain's place? His family wasn't in and we were playing Dragon Nest back then. We played all the way to 5am and were shouting so loud due to excitement. Damn we were nerds. I remember Daena trying to cheat repeatedly and still lost to me in the end when we fought. You thought I've forgotten about your dirty tricks already haven't you, Daena? And then you guys paired me up with Xain which was a noob because that was the only way you guys could beat me. After writing about this for so long I realized I'm such a nerd but I'm just exercising my bragging rights.

Remember when I disguised myself as WW and posted a heart shape in WanLi's blog comment box? WW got angry and emo for a few days. I felt a little guilty back then but now I regret nothing.

Remember Form 5's cross country? WW CZ and CY were so motivated, but then all three of them had stomachache during the run. Whether that was an excuse for them not getting a point or not will forever remain a mystery. Meanwhile, Daena and I decided to ditch the cross country and stayed home, surfing the web and enjoying a game of Dota or two. It is clear now who made the right choice.

Remember when we translated Daenavan into its Chinese counterpart 大奶蚊? It literally means big-boobed mosquito. Had quite some good laughs from that one.

Remember when we went for a karaoke, and wanted to maximise our time? So we would normally pick a long song as the last.... But somehow we ended up with some enigmatic Hindi song. And since it was the last song we decided to sing it to the end without knowing how. Do you guys still remember the lyrics? Maine qasam li....

Remember how because I was always unfazed by insults, you guys came up with the theory that I have no dignity, and hence couldn't be affected by words? That dignity term stuck on for quite some time...

Remember when Daena was doing Matriks in Negeri Sembilan? We called his time there "jungling". He only came back on weekends, and we would maximise that time to play as much Dota as we could, or to hang out and waste time. Then there was that one last weekend before Daena will be away for several weeks due to exam. Our final Dota game was so unsatisfying due to CY fucking around. CZ was so enraged he even made a blog post about it!

Remember all the times Desma spoiled our surprises? The one I most vividly remember is Daena's 17th birthday, when we were supposed to pay a surprise visit to Daena's house. Then Desma asked Daena straight in the face "Later we going your house ah?". Very smooth, Desma.

Remember when we were just high school students? We would linger on MSN everyday to talk nonsense, then we would play a few games of Dota, then we would go to school the next day to continue talking nonsense, or to discuss our Dota matches we played the day prior.

Remember when we were carefree teenagers with not a care for the world? Responsibilities did not claw at us yet. Burdens did not fall upon our shoulders yet. Our worries were not how well we would do in our future career, or how we are going to survive the depreciating currency and rising prices. Instead we worry about how to improve our Dota skills, or what to eat for today's recess.

Remember when life was simple and easy?


No matter you remember these things or not, one thing holds true for all of them: they are memories. You can cherish them, you can think about them and smile to yourself like an idiot, but you also have to accept that they are from the past. You can keep them and carry them around, but as mementos and not as encumbrances. You will have to move on to wherever life takes you, occasionally revisiting these fond memories, and perhaps try to make more on your journey.

That's quite a thick wall of text! Congratulations if you read through them all!

I'm signing off now. CZ please stop demanding for updates man, this one should suffice for a long time.



Salty

Friday, September 20, 2013

Lol..

No one will notice this but here, this blog is
Somewhere to leave our traces..
Something to look back and laughs..
Something to show how much we have grown up...
How far we have come..


For now, 3 months have passed...
Which means summer break is over for students who are following UK courses
Which means solt is leaving to UK again soon..
Which means I got one less people to hang out with..
Which means daena and I are the leftovers again...


Things are evolving fast, people are growing up, we are adapting to new environment and new circle of friends. Some of us even engaged in a new relationship... guess who?

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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(not lumlum)



Ok, maybe it is not that surprising to see that sohai coupled up already. He likes to act cool, lack of dignity, lanjiao personality, noob but quite tall, fit, not that ugly la...

Oi... must introduce that pretty lady to us one day man..


OK NEXT



This guy.. I don't know what has happened to him.. he became a perokok and almost got caught by police for possessing weeds in the car..and recently facebook blocked by a girl LOOOOOOOOOL.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED AT ALL

I don't know what is he doing now with his life but at least this photo tells us that he is actually doing something productive.



LOL GUESS WHICH ONE IS HIM


Ok la.. at least he is quite into gardening nowadays... trying to build his own garden around CHS parking area which used to be bonzai garden.. but the plants always get cleaned up by gardeners LOOOOOOOOOOL.. so in order to rebuild the garden, he went around and start stealing plants from DBKL which is not really a right thing to do..



OK LAST



Sooo solt is going back to UK.. nothing much to talk about him but currently he is deeply troubled by things around him.. ahem..


As usual... 






Shamelessness..
Obnoxious...
Loudspeaking..
Talkative...

Annoying as hell..

BUT I WILL MISS HIS PRESENCE WHEN HE LEAVES TO UK FOR ANOTHER YEAR!!!!!! TIME FLIES!!!! WE DIDNT GET TO HANG OUT MUCH COZ EVERYONE IS BUSY WITH OWN STUFF...

ALL THE BEST IN UK SOLT!!!!! COME BACK THINNER AND LESS ANNOYING K...


erm.. still got one more


HEY XAIN!!!!




I heard you invited everyone to buy humble bundle with you..
Hey... seems like you are back on track bro!!!
Not so emo liao...


So as a bonus... here's a screenshot of your match history with your infamous OD up until 20/09/2013




OK THATS ALL FROM ME!!! TOOK ME HOURS TO BLOG THIS.. BUAIXOXOXO PEOPLE!!

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Lum lum

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