The presentation

Today is the last and final day of our class English oral presentation.
3 of the S3X gang members include Sian Wei, Ching Yeap, and Wei Wen performed today.


Sian Wei & Ching Yeap featuring Daenavan & Tevaryan



The 1st group to present comprised of Sian Wei, Ching Yeap and two kelefehs - Daenavan and Tevaryan. The group went out with high expectation from the other members of S3X gang. Their title for oral presentation is Looking For The Rain God. Sian Wei as Ramadi while Ching Yeap played the role of Mokgobja. The performance caught attention of the whole class as Daenavan and Tevaryan began to play their role as the two daughters of Ramadi. The show proceeded smoothly until Daenavan and Tevaryan switched their role and became the FBI. They pointed the gun and yelled freeze at Sian Wei and Ching Yeap. Here is when the things changed drastically, the four retarded guy changed their stance into the modified version of Super Junior "Sorry, Sorry" dance moves. They paused for around like, 3 seconds?
Then, they started Dancing. SORRY SORRY.
I laughed my ass off.


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Hoong Kiat & Yee Jan



The next group consisted of Hoong Kiat and Yee Jan. Hoong Kiat portrayed the character of Ramadi, Neo and Bouseyong. Oh, incase you don't know, they did the same title as the group before. Their presentation was divided into 3 scenes. The 1st scene was nothing special except Hoong Kiat mentioned that he missed Chinese ToFu. The performance reached its climax when Mokgobja requested to cut hair for Neo. It was hilarious when I realized that Mokgobja used a comb to kill Neo when 'she' was enjoying the haircut. Then, the performance switched to the 3rd scene where Mokgobja murdered Bouseyong when 'she' was playing ball.
Hoong Kiat as Bouseyong was really eye-catching, I couldn't explain how, but the video will explain it.


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Wei Wen & Desmond Koo featuring Daenavan



The last group for today stared Wei Wen and Desmond Koo with Daenavan as kelefeh once again. Wei Wen placed some ping pong balls from before inside his shirt, at the area of his chest, playing the role of Mrs. Saunders in the story of Sound Machine. It was obscene. In addition, the balls were not positioned in a correct manner, dropping out while halfway of the show. Their presentation began with Mrs. Slaunders cutting the roses (Daenavan) while Klaunsers came and caused disturbances. Nothing special as Desmond mumbled his speech throughout the whole presentation.
However, their performance was humor pls.


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Experiment Geniuses Ep. 2

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So, we have another Bio lesson on 30th July. Yet another chance for the S3X gang to show our talent(s) in experimenting! Today we are gonna decolourise some DCPIP solution with fresh fruit juice. And before I proceed, let's add in a picture.....


TADAA!! It's ChengZhi handling a syringe! For those who doesn't know, ChengZhi's dad is a doctor. Seeing how PROFESSIONAL he handles the syringe, I guess he does have some genes from his dad.

Have you admired ChengZhi enough? Done? Ok, let's move on.

So let's just skip the experiment thing. It was boring kiddish stuff of dropping juice into a test tube filled with some purple-blackish solution, which is TOO LOW LEVEL for the S3X gang. And so, we found ourselves a penknife, and started working on an orange......
WOOOOOZAAAA!!! This is the new ORANGE PET carved mainly by Daenavan! Oh boy, isn't it cute!! <3 The cute eye, the floppy ears, the juicy mouth! <3<3 In fact, Ching Yeap liked this pet so much, he even took a picture with it.

See? See how happy is Ching Yeap when he got the chance to take a picture with the pet? More importantly, what's the difference between Ching Yeap and our orange pet? =)

Besides that, Ching Yeap also did something spectacular. He placed a piece of pineapple in a plastic bag, and squeezed the bag with 10000000³ Newton of force. The outcome is, the whole plastic bag is crumpled into a tube. The pineapple is already disfigured. He squeezed out every drop of juice and bubble into a cylinder. Too bad I didn't took the picture of the crumpled bag, if not you would leave pineapples aside for a month or so.

I would also take this chance to apologize to Mr Sin, our Bio teacher. Sorry for doing all these stuff during your lesson when we should be conducting experiments! =X

And that's the end for the Bio lesson, which generally we did nothing beneficial except making a pet. OH WAIT! THE PET! Where did the pet go?

Ok, so this is what happened to our orange pet. We left him by a blocked sink, which seems to be a good swimming pool. Daenavan said this would be the best natural habitat for our pet. And we just left our pet there. Adios amigos.

Salty

Sex Day.

Well it's Report Card day today. Its quite sex for me as my mum was the last one who came to collect my report card. So I guess other people(you know who you are) were so disappointed because they cannot see my mum face. XD

Mr. Wong KK said that I am quite 乖 (keyword please.) But the only problem of me is that I am so lazy so wow. My parents didn't say much about me after that, but they just hope that I can be hardworking abit and go for tuitions (60.33 purata without tuition please). Then I also like "Ok la~ Ok la~ You say what then what la~" Lol.

Since I was the last one to get my report card back, Mr. Wong KK talked to my mum until he reaches his office in school... But that wasn't a bad thing -- I found out that actually Wong KK quite friendly and nice lo~~ Not like what we thought of him since the start of the year. Those who offended him the day before the report card day should really regret of what they said. o.O

That's all. My first post. XD

R U SURE I LOSE IN OTHER ASPECTS?
R U VERY SURE?
Btw, i really think she not pretty at all lo... Plus, really tat big different meh? I told u all 9000 times plus di.. The problem is my HAIR..... Nvm, i lazy to tell the IMBA story here liao....

Actually, really dunno wan write wat here.... But, Sian Wei u missed out an super IMPORTANT thing here pls... PLS...
Lim Kai Rou's dad is super HANDSOME lo!!!!
帅爆

Report Card Day

29th of July 2009, Report Card Day for CHS morning sessions. As a class that prepares an umbrella before it starts to rain (sediakan payung sebelum hujan), we arranged tables and chairs and also "decorated" the blackboard 30 minutes before recess.
I know, it wasn't very nicely decorated. It's because VERY FEW OF THE S3X GANG CONTRIBUTED. If not, this blackboard is the next Guiness World Record for Best Artistic Creations prize nominee. (not sure if this award exists)

Daenavan's parents already came yesterday, mainly becuase they are going outstation today, and the second reason is Daenavan had the foolish idea that we would betray him and tell his parents the many stories of what he did in class. And so, we didn't get the chance to see Daenavan's parents. Such sex!

Wei Wen's dad came first. He is a handsome man, nicely tanned. We saw Wei Wen's mum too, and more importantly, Wei Wen's sister. Wei Wen always said that his sister is not pretty, but to my eyes, she is BEAUTIFUL. Even when I'm typing this I was still thinking of her. Of course, our dear Mr. Wong KK had nothing to say about Wei Wen, since he has this mask in front of Wong KK that makes Wong KK thinks Wei Wen is a perfect student (IMPORTANT NOTE : HE IS NOT).

Up next was ChengZhi's dad, Doctor Khor. He was almost as white as ChengZhi, and very friendly. Wong KK screwed ChengZhi a little, probably cuz of the red chillis in his results. But it seems Doctor Khor's massive EQ allows him to maintain his smile. =)

Then it was my turn. Both my parents came. Wong KK didn't say much... I'll summarize the 5 minutes talk to 3 points. PRETTY GOOD RESULTS, TALKS ALOT and CAN BE LIKE WEI WEN IF YOU HAVE THE PASSION (I would never want to be like him). In fact, Wong KK compares almost EVERY student with Wei Wen. Of course, only the results, cuz Wei Wen loses in other aspects.

Crap, Ching Yeap's parents was the last to arrive in the whole class, so we didn't get a chance to admire his parents nor listen to Wong KK's lecture.

The person that won the Longest Talk Award today is Fareen, exceeding 30 minutes. Shortest Talk Award won by Ke Qian and Kuen Yee, whose mothers didn't even sit down to talk, instead they just signed and left. Adults are busy. =X

Oh yes, if you had been noticing, only me and ChengZhi are updating this blog. Reason is, Wei Wen rarely onlines (he thinks he will be a good student that way). Daenavan doesn't has his laptop at the moment. He was grounded. WAIT! No, it's just that his laptop was brought along to Kedah. Ching Yeap says he is abit less confident is his English (which he shouldn't) but he'll try to update soon.
I have 3 more 范文 to copy... Stay tuned for more S3X stuff.


Salty

Fun day

During PJK lesson on Tuesday, we played handball at the school field.
The weather was scorching hot, but we were totally reveled in that game.

As usual, S3 guys versus S4 guys.
I squinted the whole session because the sun was too bright.

During the 1st round, they were being so ganas, three keyplayers include Sian Wei, Chun Yeen and Daenavan were eliminated just by 1 minute after the game started.
Soon, we were thrashed by the S4.
Hell, I didn't expected that they demanded us to take off our shirt and play the next round.
Many of the guys hesitated, but some of them like Ching Yeap, Wei Wen, Tevaryan and Sivanesh, they unshirt instantaneously.
After that, the field was filled with form 5s and form 3s. (We were decided to take photos of such a memoriable scene but Sian Wei and Ching Yeap forgot to bring their phone down to the field. Screw them @.@)
Lol, we caught many attentions as the form 3s and Mr. Michael was staring at us.

During the 2nd round, Sian Wei surged into the enemies territory and sent some of the guys out of the game.
He was being so heroic, lol. (I <3 SW)
However, Kai Lun from S4 terminated his round shortly later. (Aw, sad)
It was an imminent victory. We defeated most of their keyplayers.
Suddenly, Mr. Lim announced that the game will be restarted.

Nevermind then, during the 3rd round, most of us hold our position and we successfully overwhelmed them once again.
It was a fun experience back then, watching my classmates stripped their shirt and running around the field.



It was recess after PJK lesson.
After that, we had 3 periods of relieves.
The S3X gang had a nice chit-chat back there in class.

Well, something happened to Chun Yeen afterwards, and we had a good laugh of it. But Im not going to divulge it in here.
That's all for the day. I still have add math homeworks to complete. Ciao.





Dawn

Experiment Geniuses

TADAA!!! This is the product of an experiment in the Chemistry lab by the S3X gang. It was supposed to be electrolysis... But it turned out to be a little special. Somehow the solution became cloudy and greenish. The copper plates were somehow DISSOLVED a little. Ahh, if you couldn't tell from the picture, we added in some paper, a tiny metal stick and sandpaper. So it was really a successful experiment.

Also, today, one of Chuny's secret fell into the hands of Wei Wen, Ching Yeap and me. But for privacy reasons, I'm not revealing it. =)
Chuny please don't be angry because of the evidence. For fun only! xD

Salty

Flexible

Ching Yeap says that this blog should be flexible.

_|_ him la, keep call me update.

I also don't know want to write what to entertain the readers.

Oh, the weather is very hot nowadays,
We should stop polluting the environment,
We should be responsible of our action,
We should think rationally before taking action.

Ok, I think I should stop talking nonsense here.

I still have hell loads of homework to do.
I still have 2 oral presentation on the coming week. Do or die.
I still have to practice my songs.
I still have to own some DotA games.
I still have to study hard. I had the lowest average mark in the S3X gang. (Screw it)
I still need to listen to musics.
I still need to sleep.
I still have to chat with the fellow retards of the S3X gang.
I still need to participate the S3X group sex at 10pm.
I still need to bath.


Life is flexible, isn't it?





Dawn

Stripshow Day

Ahh, today there was a Chinese Quiz, and glad to tell you that I scatter-shot 99.8% of the questions.

So we are required to blacken our answers on an OMR sheet... and what do we have here? Ahh... This is Yong Yee Jan's answer sheet. He answered E for all 35 questions. Congratulations on the excellent work!
In case you didn't know, the available answer choices are A, B, C and D.




Apart from the quiz, today is also a KaiBao day! =D
It was Chuny's birthday, so he was the first victim. After the strip was over I hid his shoe in a rubbish bag... Which he failed to find it until I told him where it is.
Oh, after Chuny, there were other victims. We stripped Timothy Hong (somebody coloured his pants with purple highlighter), Timothy Goh and Ching Yeap as well (oh boy, CY was left with only a piece of light blue underwear). Ahh, there is one last one .... Yi Xian!
We used Kai Yik as a decoy and while we pretended to strip Kai Yik and when Yi Xian was helping, we turned over and stripped Yi Xian instead. =)

Oh and, today ChengZhi played on Ms. Koh's guitar. He singed Jay Chou's song, 晴天. His playing and singing was nice..... But he stopped before the chorus. qಠ_ಠp Screw you ChengZhi!

I am also glad that I wasn't a KaiBao victim today. Special thanks to Daenavan, the KaiBao keyplayer, for sparing me mercy. xD
That's it, another day of 4S3, and another day for the S3[X] gang. Hopefully someone will upload the KaiBao vids.

Salty

The S3X Gang

You are now viewing the official blog of the S3 Xtyle Gang, or S3X Gang in short.
Yes, S3X stands for exactly what you're thinking.

Who are the S3X members you say? If your simple brain can't figure it out by reading the title, then read below.

> The Indian that can scold Cantonese vulgars is Daenavan aka SMI pls/daenax

> The imbalanced-brained moron that we call Erik is Wei Wen aka wataniceblog/Vc-Boss

> The beetch that makes you feel more handsome or pretty is Ching Yeap aka <3mrng4eva/dabmba.9th-

> The white guy from a doctor family that swears at his own brother and sings well is ChengZhi aka .Dawn/GayChou

> The cuddly retard that reminds everyone of Kung Fu Panda is Sian Wei aka Salty Fish Tail/SaltySalt

If you want to know what amazing stuff we do at school everyday, you're welcome here. Viewing this blog might make you feel good about yourself (as you can never match our stupidity and imbalanced-ness) and so, you are advised to visit this blog if you're in need of some self-esteem. =)


Salty & Daenax