Friday, October 30, 2009

萧敬腾 - 新不了情

周杰伦&袁咏琳 - 画沙

List of Recent Imbalanced Events

I don't wanna leave the blog un-updated for too long, so this is just a mere update about some imbalanced events that happened in the past few days as observed by me.

Event No. 1
Don't know how but Mr. Lean now thinks I am filthy rich. On Thursday, after finishing the first part of Chapter 11 Add Maths, he chatted with me and a few other friends. He kept on bragging how rich I am and whatever stuff I have at my house including swimming pools and underground parking. I kept denying but he just went on and even said I had a ELEVATOR in my house. As a matter of fact, I DO NOT have those stuff.

Event No. 2
We had a game of Cheat with UNO cards. It is a game where you are supposed to place a number of cards on the table and announce what cards you just placed, but the cards you announced and the cards you actually placed is not necessarily the same. Since you can only put the same type of cards each turn, you can lie and cheat to finish your cards faster. For example, you can place 3 Number 8 cards and 2 Number 5 cards, but announce that you placed 5 Number 8 cards. When it's your turn, you can flip up the cards the previous player had placed to see if he/she was cheating. If he lied, he will take back all the cards on the table as penalty. If he wasn't lying, the one who flipped up the cards gets all the cards on the table. The first one who places all his/her cards on the table wins. The imbalanced thing is towards the end of the game, Kai Yik had almost the full deck of UNO cards in his hand.

Event No. 3
I happened to see Kuen Yee reading her novel upside-down. And when I asked why, she said it makes it less boring. I lost the words to give a reply.

Event No. 4
The class trip plan is going on very smoothly. Timothy Goh and the others are perfect organizers. We have 38 people going on this trip, which I believe is the most among the Form 4s. Organizers also managed to cut down costs from the original RM130++ to around RM 70.

Event No. 5
The results for final exam came out on Friday. Wei Wen managed to retain his throne and remain No. 1! This is because for this term, English is only counted as one single subject. Other members of the S3X gang did well too! I got No. 4, Ching Yeap got No. 21, ChengZhi got No. 22 and Daenavan got No. 33, which is the best results for us this year. But I guess you expect nothing less from the S3X gang.


Salty

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Art Of UNO

So, we are pretty free now, with exams over and results gotten back.. So a number of people in 4S3 including the S3[X] gang had been having games of UNO. If you don't know how to play UNO, it's a game where players place cards of same numbers or colours on the previous one. You win if you are the first to empty your hand of cards and you lose if you have more than 20 cards. Well, for those guys who think UNO is only a game of numbers and colours, you're so wrong. Especially in 4S3, if you lost in an UNO game, you will be dared to do something, probably something imbalanced. As an example, Ching Yeap lost a game and we dared him to pretend licking a snack can in front of Meiyen. And of course, he did it quite well. This "daring" rule made UNO in 4S3 a dark political game.

You see, there are these Draw Two or Draw Four cards in UNO that forces the next player to draw cards. And apparently the many female dogs of our class use these Draw cards as a weapon. We tend to save these Draw cards and then when it's time we play them out all at once to make a player get more than 20 cards instantly and lose the game, hence getting dared to do something. And you can never know if you are the next victim. You don't know who everyone is aiming. You don't know who has Draw cards. And if you don't have a Draw card to save yourself , you feel INSECURE. For example, you can lie and say let's aim for ChengZhi, but actually you really wanted to get Sivanesh. It's all about psychological warfare and tactics. No one besides yourself knows what you're thinking. This makes UNO in 4S3 kind of like POLITICS. Only difference is that it's damn fun. Until now, we have the highest record of 32 cards drawn at once by Hoong Kiat, which instantly classifies him as a loser.

Side note, to Wei Wen particularly. I know your Add Maths damn pro, but watch out, I am only 1 mark behind. Or 1.111 for 4 significant figures. Someday I will throw you behind. I hope. =)
Don't feel sad about losing your throne in 4S3. You're just 2 marks behind.


Salty

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Renovation Complete

Okay, as so you should have known, renovation of our blog is complete, and our blog has a brand new look.

Well, believe it or not, it's all thanks to Daenavan and ChengZhi! They worked real hard and stayed up really late to make all the arts and get all the codes right. It's hard to say this but they really put effort and did a good job.

So, hope you guys and girls enjoy the new, brighter look of our blog. =D

Oh, and congratulations to Mr. Chan, my music teacher for finally having his very own music academy! I must say, Mr. Chan, your academy damn nice lah. =) Nice helping you to get the carpets right. xD


Salty

Blog Background










Notice

Yo mateys, this post blog is currently had undergone some RENOVATION,

STAY TUNED AND EXPECT DIFFERENT THEMES AND STYLES FROM THE S3[X] GANG.

P/s : For widescreen user, you may experience some borderlines at the left and right corner of the blog. This is due to smaller resolution of background is used when compared to your native resolution. Be patient, in the mean time, we will try to fix it. FIXED!!!


edited by, daenax

Friday, October 23, 2009

Kuat Picture by ChengZhi


IMPORTANT Clarification For The Post Below

NO NO NO!!! DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE POST BELOW!

Salty is still a virgin! He has not lost his virginity yet!

It's just today we had a game of UNO and losers get dared to do some stuff. And apparently someone dared a girl who lost an UNO game to.....

Well, they dared her to touch me but all she did was scratch me VERY LIGHTLY with her middle fingernails.

Hence, PLEASE DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND. Salty is still a virgin and is still squeaky clean.

And the main reason I make this post is because Kehree reads it. I must protect my image pls. =D

So, remember, Salty is STILL A VIRGIN.


Salty

Additions For The Post Below






Salted Fish
had lost his


VIRGINITY
.




Clarifications For The Post Below






SALTED FISH
HAS ALWAYS BEEN CHINGYEAP.






Daenax

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Clarifications For The Post Below

Okay, so, with reference to the post below, ChengZhi is fluctuating again, or flucting for 4 letters short.

There is a reason he's flucting, but it's a cheap one. Apparently Ching Yeap got some nice results, especially for his Sejarah. He got 84 for Sejarah. His score is better than mine, which makes it a damn excellent score. (I'm abit jealous I lost to him, but gratz Ching Yeap =D) And sadly ChengZhi's score is lower than Ching Yeap's. And all along, Ching Yeap told ChengZhi that he didn't study. But now everything proves that Ching Yeap was lying and he actually DID study.

And so, he had been flucting extremely bad and bragged whole day about Ching Yeap getting better results. He kept on blaming Ching Yeap for lying to him. He kept on insisted that Ching Yeap bluffed him and cheated his feelings.

So, don't get midunderstandings about Ching Yeap. He's still... uhm... an acceptable guy? Yeah maybe that's the appropriate adjective. ChengZhi, Ching Yeap only lied to you to give you some confidence and to let you feel more secured. Can you please understand him?


Salty

Beware

BEWARE THIS GUY NAMED LEE CHING YEAP.

INCASE YOU WANT TO KNOW HIS CHINESE NAME, IT IS 李振业.

BE EXTRAORDINARY CAREFUL WHEN LISTEN TO HIS WORDS, THINK BEFORE YOU HEED HIS WORDS.

HE HAS A P.H.D FOR ACTING SKILLS, AND CHARMING SKILLS.

DON'T BE A VICTIM LIKE ME, BE WISE, YOUR FUTURE IS BRIGHT AHEAD.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

actually. bored.

WAZZAP??

EXAM OVER!!

But i don't feel the difference...
mayb i should have studied =((((((((sobbb

WATA GAY POST
guess what? i'm actually chingyeap :D

HERE'S A PIC TO MAKE YOUR... DAY?




This might have something to do with your exams.. =\








I'm so vibrant!!!!!!! =DDAasfD-_+--ADDDD=DD

Monday, October 19, 2009

4S3 Exam Awards 2009

Hey guys! Salty is back again! Paid up for Internet subscription, exam's over, I'm free. =D

You see, during exams, when I finish my paper, I have the habit of looking and observing other people around me, what exam behaviours and habits they have. No, I'm not stalking. q=_=p
So here it is, 4S3 Exam Awards 2009, presented by Salty. Of course, certain friends are out of my line of sight, so they are not nominated. Award titles are arranged according to alphabetical order to avoid jealousy.

The Elegant - Low Mei Yen
Always sits with one of her legs crossed over the other. She can finish her whole exam paper with that elegant sitting style all the time! Who else deserves this award?

The Headtilter - Au Yong Wai Leem
Whenever Wai Leem is writing, he tilts his head leftwards. His actual distance between his eyes and his paper is less than 15 cm, and the angle between his head and the table is quite small. Wai Leem, I know it's your habit to tilt your head when writing, but it's not good for your eyes, you know! =)

The Legshaker - Tevaryan
Ryan has shown me an incredible display of legshaking skills. He can shake his legs with very quick and constant speed. He can shake his left leg, right leg, shake both legs alternatively or simultaneously. Sometimes he even takes off his shoes to shake his legs. Ryan is the supreme legshaker!

The Playful - Wong Wei Wen
There is something more than his "playful-looking" face that earned Wei Wen this award. Indeed, he does alot of playful things when he's done with his exam papers. I have witnessed a few, including repeated closing and opening of his calculator cover, hitting a pencil with another pencil and rapidly poking an eraser with a pencil tip. But I guess that's all you and I expect from a guy like him.

The Responsive - Pang Jo Fan
You see, quite a few people know I'm looking at them during exams. it's just that they don't give you proper response. Jo Fan's an exclusion. When he sees me looking at him, he'll give me a seductive wink or an innocent smile. That's a response you should give to someone paying attention to you, folks!

The Sleeper - Haw Yu Song
Sleeping after you finished your exam papers is perfectly fine and normal. But it's not when you sleep EVERY SINGLE TIME after you finish your papers! Yu Song is the not-normal one. I don't remember seeing him awake after he finished his papers. He slept through the remaining time for every paper.

The Steady - Yong Yee Jan
The duration of an exam is long. And we usually change our sitting position once in a while during exams. Thats where Yee Jan is different. Once he sits down on his chair, he never changed his sitting style or position. His legs and butt remain in the same position for almost the whole duration of the exam.

The Unstoppable - Tan Kuen Yee
There is something amazing about this girl. She never sleeps, never rests during exams. Once she was given the exam paper, her pen starts flying across the pages. Her eyes rarely leave her exam papers. She checks her work till the end of time. Kuen Yee is unstoppable!


Ok, that's all for this year's exam awards. I would like to know if people do change their habits and behaviours during exams after a year. Well, let's wait for the next Exam Awards. =)

Oh, and if you are by any chance reading this, happy birthday Kehree! I hope my 12am SMS gave you a good start on your special day!


Salty

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Friday's Outing

Wei Wen asked the gang to go for outing at MidValley after exam on friday. He also asked some of his friends which is Holi, Dixson and Ho Meng.... Daena can't go because he had to go to Kedah for something, and that Chengzhi don't want to go for don't know what reason. Zzz.....



Me and Ho Meng were the earliest to reach MV. Actually I am the earliest, then we meet up at McDonald and have our breakfast at 9a.m. While waiting for the rest to arrive, which is Ww, Holi Dixson and his girlfriend and Mr. Loo Sian Wei, me and Ho Meng walked around MidValley and the Garden to pass our time. That b***ch HM, did alot of IMBA things actually before they arrive. As I am still a good friend of you, Ho Meng, I don't want to write out what you did. We know then can liao.. Weeee~



Ww, Holi and Dixson reached at about 10 a.m. like that. We met up at McDonald. Then we walked around while waiting for the movie Tsunami to start. Holi and others went to the Yamaha shop and Holi tried the electric guitar there while me and Weiwen went to buy ticket for Sian Wei because he suddenly say he coming for the movie. After that we went to the Yamaha shop and teman our Holi-man to try out the guitar. Then we went to Redbox and wanted to book room for singing but there were too many people there~ Then Sian Wei reach MV d and he belanja us drinks and popcorn for the movie! Thank you Mr. Loo.



We entered the cinema at 11.45 and watch Tsunami. Only 5 of us watching cause Dixson and his gf watching another movie. The Tsunami movie.. I don't know what to comment pls.. Can ask Ww or Sian Wei. They got more opinion.. Lol



Afte the movie, we went to Redbox again to book room. When we are walking to there, SOMEONE THINK HIS PREDICTION VERY PRO AND HE(guess who is him) MADE A DEAL WITH US. This PRO lose d, now he owe us something(guess what he owe us).. He said that Redbox CONFIRM no more room d, but when we reach there(about 1.45 like that), the people there say that there is a room at 3p.m. We booked the room and the price is about RM28++



We lepak around the Garden again until 3p.m. to sing K. Sian Wei didn't sing with us. Sad. Dixson are not with us anymore also, he is temaning his girlfriend and shopping. We enter Redbox that time we checked the brochure for the price. Wtf holiday EVE also considered special day and more expensive than normal days. Actually its RM22++ but holiday EVE become RM28++.

We booked a medium room for 4 people. Wow we sang alot songs: New Divide, When You're Gone, 给我一首歌的时间, 我知道, 王子的新衣, and of course most IMBA song sang by the most IMBA person is 心跳 and 为你而活 by Mr Ho Meng. Ww recorded the sound when Ho Meng singing 为你而活 but I don't know how to upload it to here to share with you all =D

About 4.30 or 5 p.m. like that the kuat singer have to leave d. Then we asked Dixson to come to Redbox and sing with us since we still got time. After awhile Dixson came d, then we keep sing lo~ Sing till about 6p.m. like that we went to pay bill. WAH THE BILL AMOUNT DAMN OMG

After paying the bill, then we go back home ourself. Ww Holi and Dixson went to take KTM and I go back by bus.

HO MENG YOU STILL OWE US SOMETHING. We will get IT from you in school. Weeee~~~

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

An Experiment Sample

Aim : To determine the effects of the absence of Salty.

Hypothesis : Without Salty, this blog is semi-dead, and everyone prays so that Salty will pop up in their contact list.

Apparatus/Materials : Brain

Procedure :
1. Get to know that Salty had not been online for a very long time.
2. Feel and resist the pain in your heart.

Results : Immense pain is suffered when Salty is not online.

Conclusion : Everyone misses Salty very much.



Yeah, I know you guys miss me. But my internet subscription expired and now I have extremely limited internet speed and frequent disconnections. And my parents ain't giving me the green light to on till exam's over. So, patience, guys. Don't be too worried about me (you probably are now), I have Digimon World 2 and my cello to accompany me. =D


The one you missed very very very very very very very very much,
Salty