Some Jokes

Failblog YiXian webcamming with me in ChengZhi's house qT_Tp


Chun Yeen, Wei Wen and Mun Chung sleeping on my comfy bed qT_Tp

Hi all

It has been a year!!

Lets compare ...

2010!!

2009!!

Time flies T.T

A Conversation

24th of December, 6:52am

Salt just woke up to turn off phone alarm.
Daenax rapidly shook Salt's right arm.

Daenax:"Hi do you want to hear my story?"

Salt:".......You confess adi?"

Daenax:"Yes!!!!!"

Salt:".....Then how pls, success?"

Daenax:"Success la ifnot!!!!"

Few seconds of silence.

Daenax:"Hi aren't you going to wish me congratulations?"

Salt:"Congratz."

Daenax:"Hi thanks!!!"

<3

BORING LA qT_Tp

Why so boring pls
2:27pm now but everyone not here
Nobz Daena sure packing stuff to depart to ChengZhi house
Nobz ChengZhi computer caught fire due to immense FP
Nobz ChingYeap dont want come ChengZhi house o0o ajak ayam o0o
Nobz WeiWen still got Econs exam on 20th

BORING LA WHO CAN ENTERTAIN ME qT_Tp

Ooh I going ChengZhi house too but I'm going tomorrow not today
And I'll have ChengZhi, Daena and YiXian anticipating my arrival!!!
And after that is 5S3 class trip to Penang where I have to share a room with Daena qT_Tp
Never mind I will be strong, I'll live through this and I'll survive!!

BORING LA WHO CAN ENTERTAIN ME qT_Tp

Oh yeah happy birthday to FPWeiWen! And good luck in your final exam <3


Salty

notti notti.

I am next qT_Tp

OMGWTFBBQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
At the beginning of exam FP WeiWen is sick
Then followed by the bertahannuth ChingYeap
Then next is _|_ cheap ChengZhi
Now is o0o0o Daena sick

OMGGGGGGGG I AM NEXT D: D: D: D: D:
I don't wanna get sick during class trip!! >.<
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11111oneone

By the way SPM is almost over!
Only left Chinese (and Tamil for Daena)!
Soon we will be freebirds!
But my life after SPM still very busy pls qT_Tp
14th-15th December stay overnight at Westin
21st-24th December going Penang class trip
28th December-2nd January go Taipei
18th January college life starts

SUCH RUSHED LIFE PLS qT.Tp
Dunno got who going January intake at Taylors with me qT_Tp Only got yeesow now >.<

Wow wrote alot adi hehe <3
All the best for your final paper!


Salty

TMR ADDMATHS LA

>.< HOW TO DO NORMAL DISTRIBUTION T.T
NOOB CZ TEACH WRONG T.T

NOOB SALT IS NOOB T.T

NOOB WW IS FP T.T

NOOB CY IS o0o0o0oFPCHEAP T.T
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB T.T

T.T

btw previous post WTF SHAMEONXAIN T.T

REAL LIFE PORN

:)

Hi

Hi

曹格-丑角

娱乐过你也骄傲..

Ass Pee Am!! D:

Hihi.

Are you too busy being a nerd and studying until you had forgotten you just left high school, the place which holds few of the most memorable years of your life?


A song that might make you think back about the days when you were a student.
And also release some of your stress.

Good luck and all the best, Ass Pee Am-ers! <3


Salty

Insomnia!!!

Its 12.41 in the morning now!!!!!

Its midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't believe I have insomnia!!!!!!!

So I have came down to stuff myself!!!!!!

I have to share this song and mv because it is too awesome!!!!!!!!!!

Too awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Like me!!!!!!!





I love the wash paintings and theme of the mv!!!!!!

Ink as the abstract theme for the mv!!!!!!

How cool!!!!!!!!!

Hmm.. who will be my 知音?????????

Will the day come when I find my 知音????????

Someone that I can open myself up and share everything!!!!!!!!

Issit possible to have a 知音???

Btw, the female character is 陈匡怡!!!!!!!!

OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!

Its the same actress from 神秘嘉宾 that I ♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is even more beautiful in this mv!!!!!!!!!!

MORE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAST DAY? LAST MV?

I Hate Abandoners

Actually nothing to update one.
But since yeesow is such a loyal fan..
Then simply write something loh.

Today is persaraan of 2 teachers.
And almost everyone didn't come school. S3X gang only me and Ching Yeap came.
And Ching Yeap went to lemon with his scout gang.
So only left me.

o0o

Dunno what else to write. D:

Oh ya, sorry to Jan Sen for sticking your socks into your mouth today. Although it felt good. <3

Hmm, to satisfy our dearest yeesow, I'll post some kuat photos!

Sorry if you puked. This is Daena btw.

Cheap CEO Chan Chun Yeen act Terminator.

Taken last year at WeiYing's sweet sixteen. Sorry if you puked again.

Intense insult to Edward Cullen.

Original strawberry-smelling Lotso I saw in Toys'R'Us Mid Valley on 11th of October. <3

The end.


Salty

SOBZ

T.T

Transformers

SaltySalt(then) and the everpretty YeeSow <3

NOW

SaltySalt v2.0 aka Donson Loo

GJ

"I purposely don't want to turn on the lights, so everything was dark and the only thing that was illuminating was my computer screen. Damn Kuat, I feel like a BATMAN. "

- PhantaCy


- †C ħÏиG^[ ỹ ]3aP¶ ĜL a Ć iε| r™ says:
*you all
*dont tell other people that im batman pls
*i scare police
*will come catch me
*i lazy to
*ying chou them

&

WTF?

Tragedies

Hihi!
It's me updating again, because some self-proclaimed party-food-finisher saying want to update, but didn't bother do it.

Okay, so, this is the video of 2 of the tragedies that happened in the 5S3 pre-graduation gathering.
1st is the tragedic incident of a group of teenagers bombarded by bonechilling singing.
2nd is a very touching tale of a brave young man, who had done something that requires extreme courage and bravery, something that would stain his mind forever, and yet he moved on in life.

Starring Daenavan a/l Thaiveegan and H'ng Hoong Kiat
Co-Starring Lee Ching Yeap the golf club dancer
Included tracks (uglified version of) We Are The Champions by Queen


You spelled Hoong Kiat's name wrongly! Noob CEO Chan Chun Yeen! =(

Ehehe if you've got time, try to comfort Hoong Kiat. It's not easy to survive after licking such a......... thing.

Ehehehe 11th of October 2010 is an awesome day for Salttttttt! <3


Salty

Why no update pls

Hihi!
We had been to Amy's (+Yap Wei's) birthday party and the 5S3 pre-graduation gathering recently.
But why no one wants to update about it?

I know why.
Because there's nothing to write.
Really, nothing much to elaborate.

Even the words that can be used to describe both parties are very few.
I'll try to list them.

Awesome, fun, memorable, unforgettable, mesmerizing, LoL, clappable, fluct, intense, OMGWTF, o0o, highgei, imba, KUATTTTTT.

See, not really a great choice of words.

But I did enjoy. A lot.
I believe the others are the same. Although a particular person thinks it's his duty to finish the food provided.

Don't miss our photos on Facebook! <3

v q^_^p v


Salty

Is there anybody out there?

There are really some singers that make you wonder.

WHY THE o0o ALL THE _|_ING ALBUMS YOU RELEASED SO KUAT OMGWTFBBQFLUCT

Secondhand Serenade recently released a new album, <Hear Me Now>.

Listen to this pls.

Sorry for cheap video, official MV is not out yet.

I like Secondhand Serenade alot. v q^_^p v


Salty

Dig. Neeeeee. Teeeeeeeeee.

Hihi!
Maybe you didn't know, but insults are a part of the S3X gang's life.
I believe everyday we insulted each other at least 50 times.
Of course, they are all jokes and meant no offense. At least no SERIOUS offense.

But different people will respond differently to insults.
The most vulnerable ChengZhi will sometimes fluct, leave convo and ignore you for a few hours.
Wei Wen will fluct sometimes as well, or probably bomb you back with more insults thinking that would erase the insults he received.
Daena, Ching Yeap and me respond almost the same. We are rarely affected. Almost never.

And I must admit I had never gotten angry over any insults they throw at me. Emphasize on the word never.
I'll just smile back most of the time. =)
My way of handling insults must have been extremely effective, because they are starting to make up reasons why their insult can't affect me. Emphasize on the word make up.

And recently, Daena made up a reason why I could never get angry over any insults they gave me.
He said I had no dignity. That's why I cannot be hurt by any insults, since you'll only be angry if an insult hurts your dignity.

Hmmm. I've been trying to prove I have dignity but turns out I haven't succeeded yet.
But I won't start to act like their insults affect me. That's too cheap.
And I will always believe when an insult is thrown your way, a smile or a o) is always a better reply than o0o or >8(.

But this incident once again proved that I am really very good at handling insults. So good up to a point that people would make up reasons to explain how useless their insults are against me. =D
I didn't even get angry when they say I have no dignity.

Hehehehe. v q^_^p v

LoL emoticon fail. <3


Salty

q^_^p

Hihi!

Been stressing yourself for exam?

Listen to this, very kuat and touching song by Namewee 黄明志!



He's pretty good even when his song isn't insulting people, yeah?


Salty

\(^-^)/

Hi I kinda realized that this poor blog is facing its end!!

So here is some contributions to keep it alive!!!
You can listen to it to reduce the stresses from studying (^-^)/

Aerosmith - Don't Want To Miss A Thing ( Cover by Yuna Ito )

Original version of the song HEHEHEHE





Somehow, I also noticed that kpop has been regressing lately. So, JPOP and OLIVIA ONG FTW!!!!

LASTLY, TAKE CARE EVERYONE, GOD BLESS YOU ALL IN THE INCOMING EXAMS!!!!!



- For Aiur!!!!!!

qO.Op

Hihi!
Haven't been able to online due to parental control.
And when I had some time to go online, I contribute my time to this blog and cabal botting! D=
Such nice Salt pls.

My absence caused certain people to miss me badly.
For proof, please click here.
It's okay, I understand. =D

And, let's not forget..
Finally got chance to upload this. The completed 500-piece Sleeping-Mickey-and-all-Disney-characters jigsaw puzzle! Done this thing in more than 5 hours. =/
Was quite fun though. Hehehehe.

Another thing, I recently grew interest for this author 九把刀 (Giddens). A very authentic author with quite out-of-the-box writing style.
Especially liked this book.

后青春期的诗 Poetry of the Day After

The cover illustration looks like ChengZhi, but don't judge a book by its cover! It's a pretty good read.

I think this update ends here. =X

Good luck to all SPM-trial-taking nerds!


Salty

Sweet and Salt Seventeen

Hihi!
Today went to Mid Valley to celebrate Wei Ying's, Wei Ling's and my birthday. Whole Six-Of-Them gang were present, but Mei Yen left us when it was movie time. And cheap Ching Yeap and Daena didn't come. =(

Yeah so we had a movie. We watched Grown Ups, which is a totally awesome movie.

A movie about a team of 12-year-old basketball champions gathering back after 30 years when their coach passed away.
They insulted each other and joked together even after 30 years. And the jokes are damn KUATTTTTTTT!
1st movie that ChengZhi had no complaints. That certainly makes you want to watch it.
Oh, there are moral values taught in the movie too.

Watching this movie makes me wonder. Will the S3x gang become like these 5 grown ups in the future?
Will we still insult each other and laugh at it together?
Will we sit down and take turns to peep at some hot girl's ass?
Will we pee together in the pool of the water park?
And, will we still be friends when we are forty plus, with the weight of family burden and a protruding belly bothering us?

No matter what, watch the movie, you'll have a good laugh. Maybe more than that.

After movie we went to Secret Recipe for cake cutting and stuff. On the cake they wrote "Happy Birthday Wei Ying Wei Ling Salt", and at the bottom, "Angelina Jolie". q=_=p
So we had the song singing, wish making and cake cutting stuff. I don't really like it when people sing birthday songs for me 'cause it feels awkward and I don't know where or who (or what) to look at.

After that was pretty much kehlefeh stuff. Meaningless walk to bookstore, Coffee Bean, went home.

Oh yeah, Wei Wen is back to normal again. I think he insulted more than 100 times today, not limited to boys only. =X

And ChengZhi chose a present for me. Believe it or not, he bought me a jigsaw puzzle. Disney one somemore.
And he didn't know I never played these stuff before. So I have to smile and accept a box of jigsaw puzzle while worrying how I'm gonna put these 500 pieces of shredded pictures together.

I went home and tried abit on this thing, and this is what I got after almost 1 and a half hour.

Camera phone, abit cheap, LoL.
At least got border, and Mickey almost done la! =P


Salty

History Record

Hihi.

I finished revising Sejarah at 2:48 am, 3rd of September 2010.

Such semangat jihad pls. =D


Salty al-Siddiq

Viewer Discreetion Strongly Recommended

Yes yes, today is cheap Ching Yeap's birthday.

This blog is meant to be suitable for reading for people of all ages, so some details of what we did today cannot be elaborated.
So, generally, we entered class this morning, and we had some intense physical activity.
Everyone had fun. Someone in particular.

Wanna see some results?

BEFORE:

AFTER:

It's abit disturbing. Scroll down if you feel like puking.

So, that's the first part. After that, Wei Wen and Daena went to hide Ching Yeap's bag somewhere within the school compound. ChengZhi went with Ching Yeap to find Li Shen, and I made sure he wouldn't see the 2 of them with his bag.
The 2 geniuses hung the bag on the 3rd floor of Block C, on a protruding pipe. You can see it from the 5S3 classroom, and just when we were enjoying the view, Pn. See came out with a bunch of Form 6 students, and fished up the bag with a broom.

So, we waited a few periods for the doom that'll befall us soon. When it was almost last period, Mr Lean came, calling Ching Yeap to the discipline room. It doesn't take a very smart brain to know that Mr Lean got hold of the bag, checked its contents and knew it was Ching Yeap's. Too bad ChengZhi didn't even have the brain to remain calm and flucted on the spot, which gave clue to Mr Lean roughly what happened.

Ching Yeap was gone for a few minutes, and came back to call ChengZhi to the discipline room as well. And a few minutes later, Wei Wen was called as well, but Daena and I tagged along.

So there we were, 5 members of the S3X gang, surrounding Mr Lean in the discipline room, Puan Susan behind us. It wasn't anything serious actually, but Mr Lean is smart. He asked when Wei Wen placed the bag in Chinese, and Wei Wen said during recess. And then, he asked Daena the same question in English, and Daena said when there was no teacher in the class.

Yes, that caught us off guard. But we quickly did some mending and negotiating (in which CZ performed worst), and ended up with 4 of us caned once each and Ching Yeap retrieving his bag.

And that was pretty much the end of it. =D
Ching Yeap's shoebag was also hidden on a tree behind the guide's lodge, and he had to climb to get it back.

And after all of this, I'll have to say, happy birthday Ching Yeap! <3

Side note to Mr Lean, although he probably wouldn't be reading this. Don't worry lah Mr Lean, we have fun on CY birthday only, we didn't forget trials approaching okay! We'll study hard! =D

Oh, this isn't the end yet. There's still 1 more add-on for the enjoyment of all folks.

From left: Amy Kok Yet Lin, Khor ChengZhi

Salty

2012

Oh Zero Oh

18th of August 2010, Wednesday

List of Abandoners
Chan Chun Yeen
Daenavan a/l Thaiveegan
Desmond Koo
Khor ChengZhi
Lee Ching Yeap
Lim Yi Xian
Wong Wei Wen

List of Abandoneds
Loo Sian Wei

qT_Tp


Salty

Fullmetal S3X ♥

for fun heheheh =x

From Left : Salt, Daenax, Fpxain

NEW PET!!!

Hihi! My sis just brought home a bunny!
I heard it's 2 months old only, so it might seem a little bit FP unimpressive (JUST ABIT!) now but I think it will get better.

My sis calls her "girl girl" so I guess she's a female. So I'll address her as "she" and not "it".

She's kinda special. No long ears but instead ears that look like cat ears. And my sis said her maximum size is half an A4 paper.

She didn't eat anything and only drank honey water for the first few days but I think she's okay now.

I'll try to be nice to her. Emphasize on the word try. <3

Oh yes, a few cheaps just used RM220 to buy Starcraft II. One of the cheaps put on the dogtag included in the box the whole day today. He said it's not a dogtag but I think otherwise. o)


Salty

Chat Log, Chat Blog?

15th of August 2010. 2:16 a.m.

daenavan says:
*I SUCKK
*o0o0o
*o0o0oo0
*0o00
*0
*o0o
*o
. Xain says:
*hi
*no daena
*u rock
*u
*most kuat
*person
(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil * slaps (R)§ålty Fišh Tåil, (R)§ålty Fišh Tåil, (R)§ålty Fišh Tåil with a large smelly tuna fish
(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil * says
i am cheap
(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil * says
i am cz
(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil * says:
i am yx
(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil * says therefore i suck
(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil * says:
i am daena

MSN can be fun. <3


Salty

Talking About Manners ?

No need too censor my name pls.

That day in your house, the only time is in front of your brother's friends and your only brother. Don't tell me your brother is innocent to the extent where he don't even know the word "sei sohai" which I think it perfectly suits to call u in every possible situations.

I don't think I will blurt any vulgar if your parents or sister were around at that moment.

So you feel agitated today?
Quit denying, cause your essay sold you out.

I think its the same way I felt everyday.

So how do you define it manners, is it:

• Borrowing people's belonging and return it by throwing without showing any gratitude?
• Printing out unrelated materials and insert it in our presentation?
• Forcing me to reveal someone else secrets when Im obliged to keep it?

I think the list will go on if I have the patience to type it all.

Did you notice that I treated you different from the way I converse with other people?
Did you see I grabbed other people's newspaper without asking for their permission?

Actually, you have no rights to lecture about my manners cause you don't even show it to anyone :)

Everyone has their flaws and I think that you still haven find yours.
And based on your personality, I think you will never be able to find yours.

Im not angry, just wanna tell u the facts.
Just because there is no one pointing it out in front of you.

Be honest with yourself before you tell it to anyone. Know your place cause there is no need for anyone to show their manners towards you.

To be honest, I think that this replying post is necessary to clarify things.
And seriously you need some significant improvements on your attitude and manners too.

:D

FRIEND o)

Hihi!A post dedicated to a friend of mine. <3

A friend who need slight improvement in manners.

You spoke vulgar in my house, in front of my family member.

You snatched away my newspaper without even asking.

I came online, and I made a friendly sound and request, and you gave a nice reply.

(R)§ålty Fišh Tåil says:
*Got dota sound me thanks

XXXXXXXXXXXX says:
*diam la

If it were other people, they will at least spend some time typing "gaming" or stuff.
Not just directly demanding someone to shut up, even before they agitate you.
Don't you think you need to work a little on your manners? Just a little.

Please don't be angry because of what I'm saying now. It is an honest, friendly, and most importantly, a non-cabaring advice.
And saying this in no way suggests that I am perfect or I am better than you.

Everyone's got flaws. =D

Aside from that, some cheap's birthday is approaching! <3

Hehehehehe.


Salty

Such Rojak Update

Hihi! Just want to stuff a few things in here as an update.

I really wanted to update about the Melaka trip, but some nerds didn't even bother to upload the photos. There were really some kuat photos, many creative ideas contributed by me. =P Too bad no one's uploading.
By the way, just to tell Mrs. Lim Wei Ying, Yi Xian ate 5 bowls of cendol in one go, and ate chicken rice after that. =X

People are starting to take study leaves, which are for nerds. But I haven't started studying.

Last Thursday we had a Biology presentation, and my group consisted of me, ChengZhi, Ching Yeap and Wei Wen. But cheap ChengZhi didn't want to stay back and help make the preparations. So, we demanded that he present it himself on the day, and he accepted. Our presentation was supposed to be written on manila cards, and after the 3 of us completed it, we decided to give ChengZhi a little surprise and payback. So, I took it home and pasted 2 photos of him on the presentation. I had been careful to pick the not-so-nice-looking photos (he doesn't have any nice looking photos anyway). And there you go, his photos exhibited in front of 5S3.
I'll just post 1 of the photos I picked. Hope it rings a bell in your mind. =D

Oh, and he thought he handled it pretty well by maintaining a smile and stuff. For your information, his presentation failed. Nobody could understand him clearly. =)

Had been transcribing a few soundtracks from various games, converting piano scores into cello scores. Up till now, the few that I transcribed worked well. Now I'm trying to find more scores, so anyone that knows where I can get more music sheets, gimme the site. Thanks in advance! =P
And for fellow pianists, these are a few songs you would enjoy playing. Just click on them to view it.
Not So Far Away from Ragnarok Online
Theme of Payon from Ragnarok Online
Fragments of Dreams from Chrono Cross (download the image file)

Yes, I love steak medium-done. The steak will have a slightly raw center like that, and it tastes good.
And yes, I love eating crackers dipped in white coffee.

One more thing, something shocking I recently found out about myself.
I think girls look nicer when they tie their hair.
Which is somehow a disorder, seeing how everyone else thinks otherwise.
But.......
Yeah, girls look better to me when they tie their hair into pony tails and stuff. =)

One last thing....


You look prettier when you tie your hair. <3


Salty

Toy Soldiers

Wassup, its been a long while since I kept this blog updated with my extraordinary posts.

As you all should had noticed, the cheap salt's posts were all about himself and none were related to the things and people around him.

My new haircut had received mixed receptions from the peoples. Somehow the cheaps in the school just keep making fun of my new haircut while the girls gave some constructive comments and positive reviews on my new hairstyle lolxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Life can be very challenging at times, last Thursday biology presentation was a very great example. Despite the childish acts from the cheaps that were trying so hard to defame my reputation, but in the end I managed to overcome with a smile and continued the presentation without much obstruction from the cheaps doing.

People can be kind of annoying at times. Take a good look at the salt. Sometimes, he can really getting on your nerves. Can't really describe his actions though, somehow I think all of you should be able to picture it. But, sometimes he is a very good person to share something, like crackers with coffee and medium-done beef steaks ;)

Friends might back stab you while you are not knowing it. Daenavan is the best character that suited for this statement. His cunning and treacherous actions can be very heartbreaking to an innocence like me.


Thats all, Im lazy to type anymore ehehehehhee

National Geographic

Hihi!

On 30th of July, I went on a trip to Malacca with a few members of the Photography Club. It was supposed to be a club trip, but there were only 8 people going, and all of them were boys. At least, physically boys.
Such lemonparty! =P

Those who went were me, ChengZhi, Daena, Desmond, Chun Yeen, Yi Xian, Mun Chung and Wei Jian.

Okay, this is not the official update about the trip. I'll wait till certain photos are uploaded, then I or someone else will do the update. Some photos need to be posted in the update. =D

And so, what's this update about?

Well, in the midst if the trip, we were very lucky to witness 2 animals fight each other.
It was such a rare sight, I took down pictures of the fight. Some sort of National Geographic documentary.
It's a fight between a horse and a gorilla! =D





Ever witnessed a horse fighting with a gorilla? <3

Updating about the trip as soon as possible!


Salty

drama life

woooooooooooooooooooooooooogghhhhhh

Such a lonely day
And it's mine
The most loneliest day in my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It's a day that I can't stand

SOAD \m/

Hmm

daenavan says:
*..
*cheapness
*pls
*u are
*the
*physical form of
*cheapness


I'd like to make myself believe cause everything is never as it seems.

Whee.

:(

Report Card Day

Hihi.
So you think this is an update about Report Card Day?
Actually no, I just need that for the title.
You wanna know more about what Mr. Wong KK said to each of our parents? Ask the others to update. =P

So... First off, there was a cheesy portrait of me, drawn by Daena, pinned on the notice board behind the classroom. Parents are gonna come in on Report Card Day, so it'll somehow ruin my image, so I tried to tear that sketch down. Chun Yeen and his gang of nerds tried to stop me.
Chun Yeen and I were fighting for the sketch, and while we were at the climax, I accidentally ripped his pants on the right side. A large portion of his thigh was revealed.
And he had to use a stapler to hold up for the rest of the day.
And he told me his mum took a long time to sew it back.
I kept saying sorry, but he just ignored me. But I know he secretly forgave me, ehehehehehee. <3

My parents went to Alaska for 2 weeks vacation, so I didn't have parents to show up for Report Card Day.
But Salty is never out of plans.
I called up my 28-year-old cousin and his wife to be substitutes, and they took up the offer. Those who saw the both of them said my cousin is nice and always smiles, while his wife is damn pretty.
Those who didn't know they weren't my parents shot me odd glances.

Speaking of Alaska, after I went home, I was relaxing in front of my comp when Kuen Yee talked to me through MSN : "eh, ur parents bought land in alaska with petroleum beneath?" And my first response was

qO.Op

Then when she said it was Chun Yeen who told her, I thought it was a prank Chun Yeen played on me to get even.
So I just laughed at Kuen Yee for believing such a ridiculous lie, and I stabbed Chun Yeen gently via Facebook.

But turns out actually he was just talking about the history of Alaska, with nothing to do with my parents. It was Kueny who passed the wrong message.
And I think she said sorry to Chun Yeen the whole day today.

Sorry CEO for misblaming you! I know you our nine years of friendship can survive this cheap incident. <3<3<3

And happy birthday Chuny!


Salty

A nice song to share :)

SneezingSalt

Today was another sneezing day.

Got attacked by rhinorrhea, or unscientifically called runny nose. Some commonly called it sinus though (which is incorrect actually).

So, I sneezed almost the whole day at school, nasal discharge dripping all the time, and I used 14 packs of tissue. Too bad can't break my record of 15 packs.
And those animals sitting around me in class couldn't really make my day better. Except occasionally going to the toilet and grab me a few packs of tissues, which they end up keeping in their pockets. =(

They say it's caused by allergic reaction, and I once ran a blood test or stuff to check what I'm allergic to.

And according to the test, I'm allergic to this.
They are called house dust mites. They might be just living under your mattress. =D

And they are not more than half a millimetre in length, so they are almost invisible.
And you need to wash your whole mattress to get rid of them, and I don't think anyone would wash their mattress every single day.

So what I can do to prevent another sneezing day is to practically pray that these cuties stay away from me. =)

Cheers to me for surviving another sneezing day!


Salty

Maaf or Tahniah?

Hihi!
The NS issue is really heating up. Everyone's checking if they got selected for the Program Latihan Khidmat Negara (PLKN).

And I hereby, with upmost sadness, give my regards to
Daenavan a/l Thaiveegan
Khor ChengZhi
Lee Ching Yeap
Loo Sian Wei
Wong Wei Wen
for not being selected to attend the PLKN.

And I will take the chance to present my sincere congratulations to
Yeesow Thang Suat Li
Tang Sze Mun
Yong Yee Jan
for being the lucky ones on the PLKN list.

And also not forgetting to congratulate..
Sin Shu Nin
for your exquisite "request" for silence in school today.

Cheers to all folks who are lucky enough to be selected to attend the PLKN!


Salty

Music Exam Fail

Hihi, I think I'm gonna fail my music exam. Wasn't really satisfied with what I played back there.
But I'm not the only one who failed. The examiner failed too!
He played the piano wrongly TWICE during aural test. =)

Let's kick that aside. Recently Daena discovered these really cool songs, and everyone liked it very much. But nobody nobody but me had the time to really share them here.




Enjoy! Waddle waddle~


Salty

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hihi!
My parents went to Alaska for vacation for 2 weeks.
I am granted the wings of freedom for 2 weeks! =D
And at weekends I'll stay at my cousin's house, with an insanely awesome comp and PS3.

Oh yeah, I got Grade 8 music practical exam on Monday. Very hard to pass..
Supposed to be practising intensively these few days.

But I got hooked up on this.

3rd and final game of the God of War trilogy. Extremely violent, bloody, and contains one reproduction mini-game. =X
I finished it in one day.



At least I squeezed out about an hour today to practise cello! =P
Wish me luck.


Salty

To be or not to be?

Tragedy

Click the word to read a sad story xD
Warning: Not for weak hearts!! xD

Last time it was

• >=)
  
  
• >=D
  
  
• Cunted
  
  
• *pfft*
  
  
• *gasp*
  
  
• *double gasp*
  
  
• =.=
  
  
• -.-
  
  
• Weird.......weird
  
  
• *Giving killer look at gay ref*
  
  
• EEVIIILLLL
  
  
• Nah.....
  
  
• Friggin!
  
  
• Eh?
  
  
• Hahaha
  
  
• YaY me!
  
  
• Every sentences were decorated with XD or xD
  
  
• And lastly I disuruh take this test by *ui*in* xD so i took it and i got this

If you realized what am I hinting, can you see how scary that time can changes an animal? xD

KPOP TIMEZ

No Other xDD

Love Stories

Had a love storytelling session yesterday, and another short one today too.

Didn't know friends around me got so many love stories. Especially Sivanesh, Daena and Ryan. qO.Op

The ones that told their stories were Sivanesh, Daena, Ryan, Chun Yeen, Wei Wen and me. =D
Oh and Ching Yeap maybe. Is it me? <3

It's good to listen to these stories, maybe once before they were heartbreaking somehow but now it's all a good laugh.

What is YOUR love story? =)


Salty

Concert Day on Sunday!

Hihi!

The orchestra I'm in, PJPO, is gonna have a concert with the MBPJ band for the 4th anniversary celebration of MBPJ. A lot of important people (大粒人) will be our audience. And it's the first time I experience a combination of orchestra and band instruments, from violins to electric guitars to traditional malay gendangs! =D

Tickets were free but I didn't grab any for friends. Although an orchestra and a band playing together is a pretty fresh experience, I don't think the performance is really enjoyable for our taste. I plead for your understanding!

Anyway, there is one song we were performing that was quite extraordinary. It was actually quite nice.


Memori Duka! But this is the original version. The orchestrated version we are playing has a less pop feel, and offers a more grand music.


Salty

Such Late Update

Hihi!

Last Thursday, went to Sunway Pyramids for karaoke session and Toy Story 3 movie with ChengZhi, Ching Yeap, Daena, Wei Wen, Yi Xian and or course, Mrs Lee Li Shen! <3

I was late, so I missed out some of their pro singings in karaoke. It was a normal singalong until the end, when Daena and ChengZhi were singing Bohemian Rhapsody. It was pretty awful and Wei Wen couldn't stand it, so he skipped the song. The next song up was a Hindi song, and when Wei Wen was about to skip it as well, our session ended. So we are stucked with the Hindi song as our finale.

But that didn't stop us. There were lyrics in English so we just picked up the mic and sang along with our own self-improvised rhythm and melody. Although I must admit it sucked compared to the original. Main ne qasam lii... Hm... Ham...!


Listen to it, and try to sing along!

Then we went for Toy Story 3, but Wei Wen didn't want to watch and it he left first. Before that we had a rest at Donut's and Coffee where ChengZhi treated us doughnuts. Thanks, although those doughnuts made Daena spill cream on his slippers. =D

Don't mind the small "coming soon" word on this poster. x)
Toy Story 3 is a highly anticipated movie of 2010, and I must say it deserved it. The movie is full of laughs, yet touching at times. Soundtrack is pretty good too, it brings out the mood the movie wants you to feel. =) I'm not spoiling you, go watch it yourself!

Salty