Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Good Luck!

Hihi!

Just a post to make a good luck wish to our dear Mr. Khor ChengZhi! He's going to CHS Idol 2010 preliminary round tomorrow!

Good luck and sing well! <3

And of course, good luck to Kuen Yee too! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333


Salty

Friday, March 26, 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Home Salt Sweet Home

Hihi! I'm back from Bintulu! <3

Not really a lot of imbalanced stuff. I'll just list them.

Our orchestra consists of 80+ members. And when moving around Bintulu, we need to divide into 4 primary school buses without air cond.
The driver of my bus is the only lady out of the 4 drivers and she is the kuatest, fastest and most aggressive driver.
This concert is actually a fund-raising concert for the school SM Kai Dee, but the school is bigger and has more facilities than SMJK Katholik.
The sunset at the beach at Bintulu is very mesmerizing.
We visited the Kidurong area on the first night and the tyre of 1 of the buses got punctured.
ChengZhi SMS me a "hi" at 4:44am.

On the second day, our concert day, I suffered sinus during rehearsal. Luckily a nap healed it.
I brought the wrong white shirt to wear for the performance.
Our cello quartet performance was totally IGNORED. (although it's only a kelefeh performance)
The overall response and feedback to the orchestra performance was very satisfactory and the audience even called for an encore.
Few of the members from the bands of SM Kai Dee are quite pretty. <3
After performance 2 old aunties with FP asked me to take a photo with them and as a gentleman I forcefully agreed.

Third day, we went to Bintulu market. Found out Bintulu bananas are special. There are bananas same size as my arm, brownish-black bananas and even red bananas. And one of the hawkers there sells maggots. The maggots in the plastic packets are still moving and oozing around.
Went to visit Taman Tumbina, a garden with animals and plants. But actually visiting this place is more like joining a weight loss program with endless hiking.
On the bus back I played Brain Juice and broke my Arithmetics record. I did 400+ calculations under 5 minutes. I'm a nerd. <3

We dined at a same restaurant 3 times in this trip.
You can never see KFC and McD at Bintulu.
Hotel rooms have 2 single beds and we have 4 people in each room.
I slept my first night without a blanket and I used my concert coat as a substitute.
The hotel's room service tidies up your bed, but leaves behind a stench.
Our whole tour schedule was delayed and end up the visit to night market where I think is the best place to get souvenirs was canceled.
2 out of 14 cellos were broken when we retreived them from the plane.
Discovered beauties in orchestra that I previously never noticed. <3
The entry fee for an adult into Taman Tumbina is RM2.
It is possible to have dinner below RM5 at Bintulu.

That's all. I hope you don't expect too much things to happen from a 80-people orchestra ranging from 10 years old to 60 years old.


Salty

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Departure Day

Hihi!

Going off to Bintulu for concert in 7 hours.
Just spent my last 30 minutes cleaning my electronic shaver. Need to disassemble it, rinse it, dry it and put it back piece by piece. Very leceh pls.

Packed all my luggage too.
Clothes.
Cello.
Music scores.
3 underwear. Excluding the one I'm wearing to airport.
I.C.
Concert attire. Coat, white shirt, black trousers, black underwear, black socks, black leather shoes, red tie.
Toothbrush, toothpaste, shaver.

I think I'm ready. Remind me if you see anything missing.
Be back on Sunday night. Miss me, but not too much! <3


Salty

Brothers?


Annoying?



Monday, March 15, 2010

The S3X Terms

Hihi!

This is the update of all the S3X terms created since last year up to now.
You might have heard us speak alot of them, but do you really know the meaning?
Now you do.

The main purpose of this update is to rekindle our memories, what we did and experienced in the past 1 year plus. Every single term here has its own story! =D

I did not arrange these terms in any order. I just typed them in whenever I thought of it. There's really too many.

GG
A very famous term, not only limited to usage by S3X gang. Originally means Good Game but now normally use with the meaning "the end is near" or "gonna die soon". GG!.

so *insert word here* so wow
A term used as an add-on adjective to something or just to look stupid. Almost not used now.
e.g. so kuat so wow

wat a *insert word here*
Another term used as an add-on adjective or insult. Almost not used now.
e.g. wat a brain

Teehee
Just a term to add casuality to a sentence or to be a moron. Teehee.

fluct
A term originated from ChengZhi, and spelt fluctuation in full. Means the fluctuation of emotions, first happy and suddenly angry then sad then emo and so on. Best example is displayed by Mr. Khor ChengZhi.

burst
A burst of emotions at the climax of a fluct. Once again originated and best displayed by ChengZhi.

drift
To drift away means to leave out yourself from a group or a group activity.

abandon
To abandon is to leave out and isolate someone from a group or group activity. Like what they did to me when they watch Alice In Wonderland without me.

lemonparty
A word originated from a shock site. It is best that the site remains unknown. Normally used to describe an outing with only guys.

opinion
Somehow an "opinion" is the person you have a crush on. Don't ask me why.

kem kem
Originated from Chai Yee Ling with her unique coughing. Kem kem!

<3
Very commonly used even now. Originally resembles a love or a heart but for us we use it for anything.
e.g. Daena you suck <3

cheap
A casual and light insult to someone. Can be used with any reason or no reason at all. Cheap!

TENTULAH
Term originated from Shao Wei. Has the meaning like "if not".

cabar
Malay word for "challenge". Originally the name of a competitive activity. Now the activity is not conducted anymore but instead this term is frequently used to replace the word "challenge".

Oh.

A laconic reply to something, most probably an insult. Has a cabar effect.

Hmm?
Used to cabar someone or to shield from an insult. Everyone has their very own unique tone when saying this! =D Hmm?

kembang
Means feeling proud of yourself or something like that. Rarely used anymore.

fail
A very frequently used term originating from the website http://www.failblog.org . Generally used to insult someone who failed at doing a certain thing. Blog fail.

*insert word here* Lei Lou Mou
This Cantonese vulgar started to become popular after Daena actually SAID it. But rarely used now.
e.g. fluct lei lou mou

spastic
Invented by Daena after looking at Wei Wen's sitting style and expression in lab. The word spastic, as referred to Wikipedia, refers to sudden muscle contraction. We simply use it as a name for morons. Wei Wen is spastic!

brain DC
Brain disconnection if spelt in full. Used to insult a person when he/she does something idiotic.

o0o / _|_
Resembles the international finger. Used by us at any occasion without limitations. If somebody is flucting, they may type o0oo0o0o00o0o0o0oo or __|_|_|_|_|___|_|_.

mars
Invented by Wei Wen randomly. Mars means everything. Or nothing. Mars.

z / zor
A random add-on at the end of any word to make you look more spastic.
e.g. Hmmzor?

nerd
Wei Wen called Sian Wei a nerd for reasons unknown. Now nerd is used to insult someone for any random reason. Ching Yeap is a Pokemon nerd!

such *insert word here*

Just another add-on adjective. Such pointless term.

Hihi
The S3X style of saying hello. Very popularly used now. Hihi!

Ifnot
A cabaring way of saying "sure" or "what else?". Originated from Ching Yeap. Ifnot?

joke
An adjective for something that is ridiculous. This term is a joke.

pls
Short form of please pls. Supposed to be a polite word pls. But now it is used by us at the end of any sentence pls. It makes us more polite pls.

imba
Short form of imbalanced. Used to describe anything extraordinary. Imba!

kuat
A praise for cool stuff. Bohemian Rhapsody damn kuat! <3

FP
Stands for Face Problem. Extremely popular now and is used as the reason for anything happening around us. Internet disconnection, called by teacher, had your wallet stolen is all due to FP! The best FP is displayed by Wei Wen.

I think that sums it up.


Salty

Saturday, March 13, 2010

SOLID EVIDENCE

Xain says:
*wan sleep
*EARLY
ChengZhi says:
*SURE TOMORO JOG WITH WY LA
*O0O


the conversation above is between Mr. Khor and Mr. Intenseheat.
and this is what we call interspecific competition.

Adventure?


Noticed that two big head? Yeah, I was consistently reminded of Sian Wei while watching Alice In Wonderland. Actually the movie is quite amusing, but can be filmed longer than 105minutes to elaborate and enrich the storyline. The first time I ever tried watching movie with spectacles and 3D glasses. I experienced eye sore, like the moments I stare into Tembikai's face. After adapting to the 3D visual, somehow I managed to watch the show entirely without removing the 3D glasses.

Talking about animal cruelty especially towards the species of Sus domestica??
Talking about animation which can nicely blend with the live action of the characters?

Well, among all the 7 of us who going, the movie was really good, except some dialogs and conversation that Im unable to interpret nicely. However, a guy and a girl said that the movie is plain and boring. Who are they hmmm? They are neighbours. D:

Then, something unexpected happened. Daena, Wei Wen and I were heading back to school. It was raining cats and dogs and there were road jams everywhere. Wei Wen and I should reach by 6.40 and we have to retrieve our bags that left in Daena house. For your information, my mum was waiting for me and Wei Wen's transport left at that time after having all of the afternoon session students boarded the car. It was 6.00pm when the movie ended, 6.15pm when we reached the North Atrium of Mid Valley. There was a sickeningly long queue waiting for taxis. We somehow stopped a taxi without queuing, the peoples were staring at us with rages emitting from them especially the two girls who were the next after the long queue. Unfortunately, the taxi was going to KL. So, we didn't managed to get on the taxi (: . What can be worse at the moment? Wei Wen's phone numpad has input problem with "1". In addition, I forgot to bring my phone and Daena's phone has some problem with lock code. So, I can't make my call to my mum at that very critical moment. Some bitch called himself Lugia was ignoring our phone calls when we tried to ask him to contact my mum about the delays and if possible, fetch us from Mid Valley to school.

Daena's eyes worked perfectly while during emergency. He saw a U66 RapidKL bus which will be heading to Jalan Gasing. So, without a second doubt, we boarded on the bus. It was 6.30pm and the Wei Wen's phone can insert "1" suddenly without any problem. We reached by 6.45 and fortunately, Wei Wen's transport haven left the school. He rushed and asked the uncle to hold on and wait for him. Whole van's passengers were glaring at him. Then, both of us sprinted intensively from the bus stop to Daena house under a minute. Daena was walking leisurely without knowing the inconveniences that we caused to other peoples. We took our bag and Wei Wen left swiftly. I waited for my portable hard disk and this bitch finally reached home. He gave me a lift on his motorbike from his house which shocked my mum when she saw me riding on a motorbike with such velocity.




Rush hour :D

Friday, March 12, 2010

Over!

Hihi!

First term exam is finally over!
For the past week I had been a total nerd.
I didn't on my computer for one full week.
I actually spend my time to study.

And for the first time I studied a subject 2 days before the actual exam day.
That breaks my record. For normally I do it 1 day before.

But now it's all over, so let's stop being nerds!
<333333333333333

Oh yeah, thanks to those people who gave me so many entertainment during exam season.
ChengZhi, Ching Yeap, Daena, Wei Wen, Ryan, Sivanesh, Tim Hong, Yu Song, Kuen Yee, Shao Wei.
You guys entertained me alot during exam periods, and many of you probably didn't even noticed.
=DDDDDDDD

Now I'm actually ABANDONED by the others. They are watching Alice In Wonderland now at Mid Valley. I can't go 'cause I got music lesson later.
=(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

But never mind. Exam over, no more NerdSalt. Monday got theory exam but don't care, play first.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Be sure to watch out for next blog update, I gonna put in all the S3X terms, those words and phrases created by us with special meanings and 100% original since last year. It brings back many memories.
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:


Salty

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

English Test

Hihi!

Just an English test to boost up your English language level!
Original idea by Mr. Chan Ling Chee, improvised by Salty, imitated and copied by ChengZhi.

Instructions : Choose the most suitable answer in the brackets to complete the following sentences.

1. (Yes / No), ChengZhi's emotions fluctuate easily.

2. (Yes / No), Ching Yeap is a Pokemon nerd.

3. (Yes / No), Daenavan has hygiene habitual problems.

4. (Yes / No), Sian Wei is oversized.

5. (Yes / No), Wei Wen is the best example of Face Problem.

6. (Yes / No), those who skip school with the excuse "study leave" are nerds.

7. (Yes / No), I wasted my time reading this blog and taking this test.


I'm sure this test is very beneficial for you. <3


Salty