Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hairband Babes

PRIOR WARNING
In order to view this post, readers must be absolutely prepared, both physically and mentally, to witness the most dazzling and attractive people ever borned. Preparation of tissues, first aid kits and an emergency phone is highly recommended, in case readers suffer nose-bleeds, pass-outs or heart attacks and requires immediate medical assistance after viewing this post.




Ok, so you read the warning properly? Ok, then let's get started.

Today's a usual day. Nothing really outstanding happened, except for the epic completion of our comic strip for English, which recites a true story of a boy who fell in love with a girl he met in an LRT. A post will be made later on about this thrilling and epic comic, originally hand-drawn, and based on a true (and still happening) story.

Since it was such a normal day, the S3[X] Gang decided to do something to unusualize the day. And out of nowhere they found a white hairband, a headgear those aunties favour the most. Then suddenly, a plan dashed across the minds of the S3[X] Gang members. After a brief discussion, they have decided to create a photo album consisting of 5 photos, an album that will make the entire human population drown in the sea of jealousy and crushed self-esteem. An album that can cause a heart attack to those who cannot bear to witness a beauty too great. An album that strikes right through into one's heart, and leave there 5 unforgettable images........







THE PHOTO OF THE S3[X] GANG WITH HAIRBANDS!!

Are you okay? Did your nose bleed? Did you faint or suffer from a heart attack? I know, these 5 people are really striking beauties. I know you feel like you don't deserve to be called human along with them 5. But look on the bright side, everyone was borned with a specific talent, and one of these 5 people's talents are on the external part. Of course, they have more talents and abilities within them, but revealing them here will just make you want to kill yourself more, so what's the point?

Now, feel free to browse through the photos again once you are ready for another go. If, by any chance, your heart and mind is strong enough to keep these 5 photos in your harddrive, you can always save the pictures in your computer, or maybe request larger ones from me.

Once again, please stay cheerful and have hope for life. Your looks might lose to these 5 people, but there are still many other people you can compete with. I would also like to apologize sincerely to those who suffered or even died after viewing the photos. Some just can't accept the fact that such beauty exists in the real world.



Salty

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